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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:37 pm 
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Re: "The Cowboys", there'd have been no movie at all. The cattle would have moved themselves to market out of fear of Chuck Norris.

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:00 am 
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Go to Google, type in "Find Chuck Norris" and click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button :D

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:24 am 
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That's when you know you have arrived!

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:32 am 
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Chuck Norris is so tough Guns carry him for protection.

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:42 pm 
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 6:09 pm 
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Bruce Lee once broke Chucks neck (after he wouldn't stop fighting with several broken bones, lol).

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Post Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 6:07 am 
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, the only problem is Chuck Norris never cries...

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Post Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:04 am 
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Jeff wrote:
Bruce Lee once broke Chucks neck (after he wouldn't stop fighting with several broken bones, lol).


That was only in a Bruce Lee movie and it was before Chuck Norris was Chuck Norris.
Now Chucks bones break anything they want.
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Post Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:41 am 
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Bruce was a badass, that's all I'm sayin'.

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Post Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:10 pm 
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Dave B wrote:
Go to Google, type in "Find Chuck Norris" and click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button :D



Uh oh! Chuck Norris found me!

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