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Post Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:17 pm 
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A new one I hadn't heard before:

Chuck Norris can win a 3-legged race ... by himself.

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:45 am 
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And I suppose he leaves 5 tracks when he crawls through the sand on all fours...

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:31 am 
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Yes, but Chuck Norris can do that when crawling over asphalt.

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:53 am 
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the boogieman is afraid of Chuck Norris

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:19 am 
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He leaves the lights on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:32 am 
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hooks wrote:
the boogieman is afraid of Chuck Norris

The boogieman checks his closet every night.

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:39 am 
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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:07 pm 
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Just think how much more succesful the movie would have been if he had played Rooster in True Grit!

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:08 pm 
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Nah. The final shootout scene wouldn't have worked with roundhouse kicks to the head.

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:18 pm 
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Well he would have never let that pipsqueak ( Bruce Dern ) get the jump on him either. The Cowboys would have had a totally different ending!

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